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videosiftbannedme
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Real Name: VSBM
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I hope one day to emulate my true hero, Siftbot, and subjugate every user, post, comment, and blog on VS to my own whim. For now, I just pretend I'm a flour sifter with an angry disposition.
Member Since: 2007-02-14
Favorite Tags: laughter, comedy, movies, acting, exercise, drugs, science, zombies
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Thank you, VSBM!

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*promote


written by Issykitty  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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Hehe, you are totally stigmatized by your name.

If it's any consolation, you're alright in my book.

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
>> ^rasch187:
Choggie is a quality sifter. The fact that he self-destructed over a year ago doesn't give anyone the right to keep banning his new accounts, this whole 'banning the person, not the account' is just stupid. Why don't you just ban videosiftbannedme then?



I think I need a new name.

Because I get inexorably linked to people who cut their own throats, then want to come back and play, with nary an apology or any acknowledgment of wrongdoing for their past actions. I didn't get banned for being a douchebag and throwing a fit for being unable to set up another channel; I got banned for my inability to read guidelines on self-linking. Silly and ignorant on my part; I'll be the first to admit it. But I also played by the rules (once I learned them, that is!). Do you think Choggie can do the same? So, really, you all need to ask yourselves are you willing to put up with a tantrum again? That's what it boils down to.

Ultimately, if it comes to it, I can be a martyr for the cause. Hell, it's going to take me another 30 years to make it to 250 anyway. But if and when it's decided, can I at least get to wear a set of those shiny cufflinks to my execution? Everyone else has gotten a pair!



written by gwiz665  | 3 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Hmm, you're quite right. I just looked it up -- I'd always thought it meant to suffer, to endure. Forget I said anything

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Withstand? I think you want "refrain from".

Well, considering that "refrain from" simply means not to do it, while "withstand" denotes more resisting the compulsion. Which Cartman is definitely doing in the clip.

edit: and damnit, I meant to hit 'quote' instead of 'profile reply'. I always do that....



written by calvados  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Your video, Cartman attempts to NOT rip on a Jew, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.


written by siftbot  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah, I unfortunately had a few of these instances.

Maybe you should change your handle to 'Alchemist'?

Just kidding.. then your awesome avatar wouldn't make any sense.. but I think that early run in with flour was an omen.


written by Drax  | 1 month ago | CH
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This may not be a story of childhood 'bliss' but it will definitely stick with me forever. Here's why:

I was about 5 or 6, and was thirsty one day. So I went into the kitchen where my mom was making dinner and decided to get something to drink...


I loved this one!

Mt. Dew in the mix?! You're lucky to still be here today o.0


written by Drax  | 1 month ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 1 month ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Thank ya, esquire!

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
*quality

Good stuff. If you take a listen to any of the great themes from science fiction movies of the last 3 decades, you can trace a lot of it back to Holst. Star Trek, Aliens, etc.



written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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i never really considered myself a pantheist,but i guess my faith would fit quite nicely under that banner.i lean closer to a kabballistic approach to faith with hints of eastern philosophy and shamanism.
the main thing for me is that i do not perceive a creator as being separate from me but rather a part of me,within and also without.
i think the inherent differences between pantheism and kabballah is that one is passive and the other is more interactive,but both offer much in the ways of growth and understanding.we each have our own path,if we can recognize and respect anothers path we will always benefit.the ability to learn and grow is a powerfully human trait.religion is the tool of those who wish to enslave,dominate and control.by ways of fear and reward.how sad that even christ pointed this out and what do we have 2000 years later?the new pharisee wearing a jesus pin.the irony would be funny if it was not so sad.

i believe i have read up on pantheism from teihard de chardin,but i could be mistaken.it is not a bad way to be,not bad at all.now i have an urge to look further into it.pretty sure it was fairly common among many native indian tribes.the hopi are one.

many of my students are former christians trying to make sense of scripture.my class helps in at least giving them context on the social climate,economic climate and over-all feel of the time.add to that the remaining 20 gospels and other apocryphal books and the bible takes on a much more human tone.
thank you for sharing VSBM,now i have a new faith/path to look into.
till next time..namaste.


written by enoch  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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hahaha! i like that one...it reminds me of this one.

What's a 96?

It's two dyslexic people having foreplay...

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
I just remembered one:

What's a 6.9?

A 69 interrupted by a goddamn period.



written by rottenseed  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Psst. Hey buddy! Over here. Hey man, you looking for a gold star? I got one right here; a little tarnished but hey it'll get you some righteous new evokes. What you got to trade for it?

Aw...man. Nevermind.



(Good job on the siftin'! Here's to your eventual Ruby!)


thanks man!
love your irreverent humor..cracks me up.


written by enoch  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Luckily I had that one in my comedy playlist

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Holy crap. You shot that at me faster than a gay speed freak in Hillcrest. Thanks! I wanted to send it to my sister who keeps spamming me with right-wing propaganda. I'm trying to get my point across with this video and the TED talk about Repub/Dems.

Dude, you rock. I don't care what Blankfist says about you.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
FOUND IT!

http://www.videosift.com/video/If-the-other-party-wins-according-to-both-Repubs-and-Dems

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Ok, so at least I know I'm not insane.

Well, on this one count.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I remember

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Hey Rotty,
Can I enlist your Sift prowess? I've been trying to find a video now for about 25 minutes and I can't find it for the life of me. It was a comedy clip showing what each side (the Left and the Right) feared society would turn into. The Right wing fear was shown by two lesbians sitting at the dinner table, discussing their 12-year-old's third abortion, while the Left wing's fear was shown as a fundamental family having dinner, in front of installed video cameras. The mother even breaks out into "America the Beautiful" nervously. And come to think of it, there was a bit in a class room with a Mexican getting a diploma or something. ?

You remember this one? Dude, I've seriously tried to use every search word: left, right, Republican, Democrat, gay, lesbian, fear, to find this. Hell, I even typed in "12 year old abortion", which now makes me nervous if Dag or Lucky ever go checking the logs...

Help! Let me know.



written by rottenseed  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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I found it fast by google searching "if the other side won videosift"

The internal search is a bit wonky some times, so you can often find things better with google.

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
No worries. Thanks! I don't know how he found it but I was searching for about 30 minutes and he found it in less than 3. Go figure that one out.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
http://www.videosift.com/video/If-the-other-party-wins-according-to-both-Repubs-and-Dems

edit: aw man, rottenseed is faster than me. Well, there it is again I suppose.



written by gwiz665  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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http://www.videosift.com/video/If-the-other-party-wins-according-to-both-Repubs-and-Dems

edit: aw man, rottenseed is faster than me. Well, there it is again I suppose.


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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FOUND IT!

http://www.videosift.com/video/If-the-other-party-wins-according-to-both-Repubs-and-Dems

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Ok, so at least I know I'm not insane.

Well, on this one count.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I remember

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Hey Rotty,
Can I enlist your Sift prowess? I've been trying to find a video now for about 25 minutes and I can't find it for the life of me. It was a comedy clip showing what each side (the Left and the Right) feared society would turn into. The Right wing fear was shown by two lesbians sitting at the dinner table, discussing their 12-year-old's third abortion, while the Left wing's fear was shown as a fundamental family having dinner, in front of installed video cameras. The mother even breaks out into "America the Beautiful" nervously. And come to think of it, there was a bit in a class room with a Mexican getting a diploma or something. ?

You remember this one? Dude, I've seriously tried to use every search word: left, right, Republican, Democrat, gay, lesbian, fear, to find this. Hell, I even typed in "12 year old abortion", which now makes me nervous if Dag or Lucky ever go checking the logs...

Help! Let me know.



written by rottenseed  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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I remember

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
Hey Rotty,
Can I enlist your Sift prowess? I've been trying to find a video now for about 25 minutes and I can't find it for the life of me. It was a comedy clip showing what each side (the Left and the Right) feared society would turn into. The Right wing fear was shown by two lesbians sitting at the dinner table, discussing their 12-year-old's third abortion, while the Left wing's fear was shown as a fundamental family having dinner, in front of installed video cameras. The mother even breaks out into "America the Beautiful" nervously. And come to think of it, there was a bit in a class room with a Mexican getting a diploma or something. ?

You remember this one? Dude, I've seriously tried to use every search word: left, right, Republican, Democrat, gay, lesbian, fear, to find this. Hell, I even typed in "12 year old abortion", which now makes me nervous if Dag or Lucky ever go checking the logs...

Help! Let me know.



written by rottenseed  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
For whatever reason, as of late, my spelling has suffered tremendously. I also get completely fucked up using there, their and they're now, interchanging them, as I'm sure my numerous posts will attest. I've also noticed that I'll skip words entirely, as if my brain is thinking to fast for me to type. And I don't know why either. It's almost as if my brain has said, "Well, if his fingers can't keep up, why should I have to slow down?"

...do you by chance play WoW? Cuz I have occasional phases where I do the same exact mistakes and I was becoming somewhat convinced reading the deplorable grammar of that evil time sync was the source. The skipping words thing tends to happen when I've gone like 3 nights with 4-6 hours of sleep (again.. WoW).

Though for me instead of They're, Their and There, it's your and you're. And I always catch it the moment I hit enter >.<
NEways g2g lol, run u threw scarllet monistary l8r


written by Drax  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH
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