Scary: Pat Robertson and religious nutjobs believe that candy can be possessed by demonic forces. Scarier: People actually believe them. Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)
That must feel both completely alien and completely wonderful to the bird. I mean, think about it? Do birds ever get massages? It'd be like discovering that if you shake all over (like dogs do when they get wet), you suddenly get sexually aroused.
He's going about it all the wrong way. I would have stopped everything and said "Hold on a minute, I just have to get this out of the way." Then I would have turned, stared directly at her tits for a full minute.
Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."
Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.
My high school geometry teacher, Mr. Ungrich, was kind of cool like this. For instance, for the final, he let you have your choice of 1) a 100 question test, or 2) only 3 problems, chosen at random from a hat. But the 3 problems could range from anything that we covered that year, and if you only got 2 right, then you got only 66% on the final, meaning a D.
The cool thing was, he threw in "give away" questions in the hat. One guy got "Are you wearing a hat?" and I remember getting "What color is the sky?". (To be fair, I was told later that there were several questions like that on the 100 question test as well...)
Incredible. The only trade-off I see is not being able to get what you really want to eat, shower with, etc. But then again, with all the money saved, you can get what you want....
This is why I'm heading to Hollywood. Because if a this pedo can blend farm animals, Rasta Fari and yoga together and get it on TV, then I've got it made.
>> ^quantumushroom: Celebrating the Founding Fathers' genius instead of endlessly focusing on the flaws of their age, and whining about slavery and the genocide of Indians.
Celebrating the great thinkers of Europe and America instead of condemning and ignoring them because they're White.
Celebrating the free market and capitalism (White guy ideas) that bring more wealth to more people than government programs and communism.
Rejecting chip-on-shoulder diversity/multi-cult garbage that equates witch doctors with neurosurgeons.
Being proud of the American flag.
Speaking English. And if you're not from here but here to stay, learning English.
Open borders advocates are the ones setting the stage for anarchy in the name of "tolerance".
I said define white culture, not conservative culture. There is a difference, but I guess you're unable to see it. Rather an interesting persecution complex you have going here though; it must suck to live in your reality. But hey, you're certainly entitled to it.
Keith Olbermann: Pat Robertson & "Demon" Halloween Candy
Scarier: People actually believe them.
Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)
Owl Loves A Good Noggin Scratch
Insane cat lady. Biggest WTF ever!
George Lucas restored version of Singin' In The Rain
Let me guess. Howard the Duck?
Hamish and Andy Ghosting on the Jay Leno Show
Must... Not... Stare... At... Cleavage.....
Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."
Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.
Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Choggie rhymes with... (User Poll by xxovercastxx)
R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
More Warehouse Failure!
"Uh oh. Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh, Awwwww man!!! Hahahahahaha. That sucked."
Surprise Homecoming!
Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
The Coolest Math Teacher
The cool thing was, he threw in "give away" questions in the hat. One guy got "Are you wearing a hat?" and I remember getting "What color is the sky?". (To be fair, I was told later that there were several questions like that on the 100 question test as well...)
Fake? Mom feeds family of 6 on $4 a week
I think my brain just caved in on itself.
Real yoga teacher, a creepy pedophile, or brilliant comedy?
Hilarious Irish Rally Co-Driver
Opening scene of Bram Stoker's Dracula
HD, non-choppy version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq3XWcGdhcY
Minuteman Runs Away From Chicano Girl
White culture: you're literally staring at it right now.
#1 - A possible effect of white culture, not an example.
#2 - What? My TV screen? The Internet? Videosift? Clarify.
Minuteman Runs Away From Chicano Girl
Celebrating the Founding Fathers' genius instead of endlessly focusing on the flaws of their age, and whining about slavery and the genocide of Indians.
Celebrating the great thinkers of Europe and America instead of condemning and ignoring them because they're White.
Celebrating the free market and capitalism (White guy ideas) that bring more wealth to more people than government programs and communism.
Rejecting chip-on-shoulder diversity/multi-cult garbage that equates witch doctors with neurosurgeons.
Being proud of the American flag.
Speaking English. And if you're not from here but here to stay, learning English.
Open borders advocates are the ones setting the stage for anarchy in the name of "tolerance".
I said define white culture, not conservative culture. There is a difference, but I guess you're unable to see it. Rather an interesting persecution complex you have going here though; it must suck to live in your reality. But hey, you're certainly entitled to it.
Arm wrestler has one giant arm