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Keith Olbermann: Pat Robertson & "Demon" Halloween Candy
Scary: Pat Robertson and religious nutjobs believe that candy can be possessed by demonic forces.
Scarier: People actually believe them.
Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 hour 59 minutes 30 seconds ago | CH
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Owl Loves A Good Noggin Scratch
That must feel both completely alien and completely wonderful to the bird. I mean, think about it? Do birds ever get massages? It'd be like discovering that if you shake all over (like dogs do when they get wet), you suddenly get sexually aroused.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 19 hours 12 minutes 17 seconds ago | CH
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Insane cat lady. Biggest WTF ever!
No, this is what someone desperate for 15 minutes of fame looks like. And amazingly, it's a fail on both counts.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 19 hours 29 minutes 46 seconds ago | CH
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George Lucas restored version of Singin' In The Rain
"It's the first time I've shown a film and one of the executives cried at the screening. It was very emotional for him."

Let me guess. Howard the Duck?


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 day 22 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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Hamish and Andy Ghosting on the Jay Leno Show
Love it. This HAS to be a new sport.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 day 22 hours 34 minutes ago | CH
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Must... Not... Stare... At... Cleavage.....
He's going about it all the wrong way. I would have stopped everything and said "Hold on a minute, I just have to get this out of the way." Then I would have turned, stared directly at her tits for a full minute.

Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."

Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 2 days 16 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
I just watched this again, and noticed this time how well he is using stage voice techniques. His "O"'s, "OO"'s are and "Ah"'s are spot on.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 3 days 1 hour 29 minutes ago | CH
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Choggie rhymes with... (User Poll by xxovercastxx)
Chotchkie?


written by videosiftbannedme  | 3 days 11 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
Congrats, my fellow PB'er. Don't walk around with your new diamond; you're bound to get mugged by some frat boy.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 3 days 11 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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More Warehouse Failure!
A transcript of what I just said:
"Uh oh. Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh, Awwwww man!!! Hahahahahaha. That sucked."


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Surprise Homecoming!
Aw...tear.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 28 minutes ago | CH
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Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Reminds me of Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham".


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 13 hours 17 minutes ago | CH
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The Coolest Math Teacher
My high school geometry teacher, Mr. Ungrich, was kind of cool like this. For instance, for the final, he let you have your choice of 1) a 100 question test, or 2) only 3 problems, chosen at random from a hat. But the 3 problems could range from anything that we covered that year, and if you only got 2 right, then you got only 66% on the final, meaning a D.

The cool thing was, he threw in "give away" questions in the hat. One guy got "Are you wearing a hat?" and I remember getting "What color is the sky?". (To be fair, I was told later that there were several questions like that on the 100 question test as well...)


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 21 hours 20 minutes ago | CH
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Fake? Mom feeds family of 6 on $4 a week
Incredible. The only trade-off I see is not being able to get what you really want to eat, shower with, etc. But then again, with all the money saved, you can get what you want....

I think my brain just caved in on itself.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 4 days 21 hours 56 minutes ago | CH
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Real yoga teacher, a creepy pedophile, or brilliant comedy?
This is why I'm heading to Hollywood. Because if a this pedo can blend farm animals, Rasta Fari and yoga together and get it on TV, then I've got it made.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 week ago | CH
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Hilarious Irish Rally Co-Driver
LOL at the description. I'll buy the first Garmin where this comes as a feature.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 week ago | CH
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Opening scene of Bram Stoker's Dracula
*promote - still one of the most riveting prologues out there.

HD, non-choppy version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq3XWcGdhcY


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 week ago | CH
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Minuteman Runs Away From Chicano Girl
>> ^Pprt:White culture: the reason why 90% of the world wants to live in 10% of its countries.

White culture: you're literally staring at it right now.


#1 - A possible effect of white culture, not an example.

#2 - What? My TV screen? The Internet? Videosift? Clarify.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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Minuteman Runs Away From Chicano Girl
>> ^quantumushroom:
Celebrating the Founding Fathers' genius instead of endlessly focusing on the flaws of their age, and whining about slavery and the genocide of Indians.

Celebrating the great thinkers of Europe and America instead of condemning and ignoring them because they're White.

Celebrating the free market and capitalism (White guy ideas) that bring more wealth to more people than government programs and communism.

Rejecting chip-on-shoulder diversity/multi-cult garbage that equates witch doctors with neurosurgeons.

Being proud of the American flag.

Speaking English. And if you're not from here but here to stay, learning English.


Open borders advocates are the ones setting the stage for anarchy in the name of "tolerance".


I said define white culture, not conservative culture. There is a difference, but I guess you're unable to see it. Rather an interesting persecution complex you have going here though; it must suck to live in your reality. But hey, you're certainly entitled to it.


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Arm wrestler has one giant arm
That's freakish.


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